Yesssssss!!!
The good news: Somebody has won the elections... And its not that mindless messiahnic puppet FPJ!!! :)
The bad news: ...unfortunately it has to be that deviously manipulative puppeteer GMA :(
Well, I guess its the lesser of two evils...
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Funny thing. We started our elections on May 10. It's June 21 now.
India has a population of ONE BILLION. Their election results were known in THREE HOURS.
How long did it take us again?
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The US has a population of 293 million. If you were waiting for the election results via the Web, the typical refresh rate was 5 MINUTES.
Oh yeah. Try pressing F5 on the comelec site every 5 hours, and if it doesnt crash, it still would have the same thing...
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It took us FORTY DAYS to finally figure out that the exit polls were correct... Of course, this was because GMA was clearly and quite obviously railroading the elections.
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FORTY F*KIN DAYS!!!
This is what happens when a collection of buwitres and buwayas keep rockin the boat in a vain effort to keep themselves alive...
The last time something involving a boatload of animals took forty days was when God was flushing the whole world down the drain.
Deja Vu?
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One good thing i like about todays news was that Ping has finally conceded.
I like what he said... "If you didnt guard your votes, then you deserve to lose."
Get that FPJ?
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