"I'm sleepy. Let me just grab this branch and... ZzzzzzZ"
Why you might consider becoming koala in your next life:
- Their whole mission in life is to eat, sleep and be role models for stuffed toys everywhere. They sleep 20 hours a day, and while awake, do nothing but eat and have sex.
- Look at the picture... even if they look like drunk little bastards out from another late night drinking binge... they still look cute!
- Despite being useless members of society, their government even encourages their existence, makes them a national treasures and prosecutes anyone trying to smuggle them out of the country.
Yup. We humans are missing out on a lot of things...