Quick Retorts

Finally i've been able to breath from work again. And the first thing I made sure of was to start religiously going to the beach (from the past few weekends. )

And after all those donations to the Gym, buffet lunches with clients and inhuman daily doses of coffee, it just peeves me that everyone once in a while gives me a ribbing on how obvious it is that i'm outta shape...

So i decided to post on my best alcohol-induced comebacks on the leading question -
"Aren't you getting a bit... overweight?" (Patenting in process)
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Really? I look bigger? I'm never wearing this shirt again...

Thats not a tummy. Thats an extended battery pack for this relentless love machine

Nah. I got bored with my sixpack... upgraded it to a higher model

Thats not fat, my gym instructor confirmed its really muscle... Too much sit-ups and all that crap...

This? I got it to help in watersports. Reduces impact and adds to your bouyancy you know...

heres a couple in Filipino:
Talaga? Shet. Nakulam ako...

Kahit sino tanungin nyo, mas masarap ang isang malaking Monay kesa sa anim na pandesal... (thanks to Jose Cuervo for this one)

And my favorite (kudos to Johnny Walker and some Russian Friends for this):

So what? What his abs can do, my beer belly can do better!

**Note: this does not reflect how often i am asked that question in any way :)
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will post more this week ;)